What do you get when you take Emma Watson's eyes, Kate Hudson's nose and Katherine Heigl's mouth?

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What do you get when you take Hugh Laurie's eyes, Sean Penn's nose and Zac Efron's mouth?

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For a good cause, and because ki00000012399689 asked nicely - what do you get when you take Robert Pattinson's hair and nose, Jesse McCartney's eyes, Ben Barnes' mouth?

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SBallLvr85 asked to see Angelina Jolie's eyes, Keira Knightley's nose and Monica Belluci's mouth. What do you get?

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What do you get when you take Mariska Hargitay's eyes, Christina Applegate's nose and Keri Russell's mouth?

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Apparently Mary-Kate Olsen's stylist got the wrong measurements for this outfit. The baggy dress hangs on the skinny starlet. We can't even see her feet! And don't even get us started about the pattern. Is it making you dizzy?

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While Madonna never really colors inside the lines, we still are perplexed by her gun-totting stilettos. Let's just hope they aren't loaded.

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Oh, Pam. Her December '08 line isn't too appealing. The 41-year-old actress was out and about in Miami wearing these threads -- that barely cover her body. (L) Pam's dress resembles the sparkly gift wrap paper I just bought from the discount bin at Duane Reade. (R)Pamela Anderson visits Wolfgang Roth & Partners Gallery wearing only a t-shirt "dress."

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I see London. I see France. I see Gwyneth Paltrow's underpants?! The actress arrived at the Paris premiere of 'Two Lovers' wearing a peek-a-boo lace dress that left little to the imagination.

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Victoria Beckham unleashed these futuristic knee-high boots in September. The catch? They are completely heel-less! This fashion statement couldn't have been worth the pain.

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Is Paula Abdul trying to audition for the new 'Pirates' movie? Nope. She's just arriving at the 'Late Show with David Letterman.'

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Mary-Kate Olsen's fashion continues to amaze us. Usually a bad dress can be saved by a good pair of shoes, but it doesn't seem to be the case here. Bright pink stilettos? Really?

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Actress Zoe Saldana's quilt dress looks like a third grade art project. The end.

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All eyes are on Katy Perry... literally. The singer showed up to the MTV Europe Music Awards wearing this dress.

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First, we'd like to thank The Academy... oh wait. That's Mary-Kate Olsen... again.

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** FILE ** In this Sept. 24, 2008 file photo, from left, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson arrive at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, file)

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** FILE ** In this Sept. 24, 2008 file photo, from left, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson arrive at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, file)

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HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 24: (FILE PHOTO) Hugh Hefner poses with (L-R) Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on September 24 2008 at the Avalon Hollywood club in Hollywood California. Co-Star of E! reality series "Girls Next Door" and Playboy playmate Wilkinson (R) has announced her engagement to Philadelphia Eagles Receiver Hank Baskett on November 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hugh Hefner;Holly Madison;Bridget Marquard;Kendra Wilkinson

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LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: (FILE PHOTO) Playmate Kendra Wilkinson arrives at the 2008 ESPY Awards Kick-off party held at the Playboy Mansion on July 14, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. Co-Star of E! reality series "Girls Next Door" and Playboy playmate Wilkinson has announced her engagement to Philadelphia Eagles Receiver Hank Baskett on November 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Kendra Wilkinson

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GREEN BAY, WI - SEPTEMBER 09: (FILE PHOTO) Hank Baskett #84 of the Philadelphia Eagles warms up before a game against the Green Bay Packers on September 9, 2007 at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Co-Star of E! reality series "Girls Next Door" and Playboy playmate Kendra Wilkinson has announced her engagement to the Philadelphia Eagles Receiver Baskett on November 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hank Baskett

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Playboy Playmates Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson attend the Playboy fragrance launch at the Hotel on Rivington on October 30, 2008 in New York City.

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Playboy Playmates Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson attend the Playboy fragrance launch at the Hotel on Rivington on October 30, 2008 in New York City.

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Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson attends the Playboy fragrance launch at the Hotel on Rivington on October 30, 2008 in New York City.

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Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson attends the Playboy fragrance launch at the Hotel on Rivington on October 30, 2008 in New York City.

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The Girls Next Door Playmat Kendra Wilkinson attends the Playboy Launch of new men

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