Like ripping off a band-aid to minimize the pain, 'Today' producers snappily cut short Matt Lauer's tongue-in-cheek interview with flamboyant Austrian fashionisto Bruno on Thursday, just as he was about to pounce on the chuckling host. Watch:

Scenario: A man divorces his wife after discovering she was having an affair ... with his son. It's a story so scandalous, it could've been ripped right out of a script from a soap like 'The Bold and the Beautiful.' Fitting then, that one of the former star's of that show has reportedly lived that icky scene.

Sacha Baron Cohen hung up the wig, tucked his thong into his pants and dropped that Austrian-ese accent on Tuesday during a guest slot on David Letterman's show, giving his mischievous character Bruno a rest for a day. The comedian was positively mild-mannered during the appearance, where he told a story about securing an interview with a real live terrorist (while in Bruno-mode). One thing to note, though, is that Baron Cohen arrived at the Ed Sullivan as Bruno (see above).

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you crossed the best features of celebrities to make one perfect face? Well, we tried it, just because we can. Based on PopEater poll results, we took the eyes, nose and mouth of your chosen 'Harry Potter' stars and put them in one Photoshopped face. Here's what we learned: they're all a lot more attractive the way they really are. Learn whose features we used and click through the gallery for more blended celebrities after the jump!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you crossed the best features of celebrities to make one perfect face? Well, we tried it, just because we can. Based on PopEater poll results, we took the eyes, nose and mouth of your chosen celebrities and put them in one Photoshopped face. This week, we're going to make a wizard (and witch) mashup - pick the best features from your favorite 'Harry Potter' stars after the jump, and come back tomorrow to see them united on one magical head.

Photographer: Are you ready to fight for your children, Debbie?
Debbie Rowe: Are you ready to get your butt kicked?

Michael Bay is brushing off reported criticism from Megan Fox that his movies depend too heavily on special effects, and fail to offer ample opportunities for actors to act, telling the Wall Street Journal his 'Transformers' starlet is showing her naiveté by biting the hand that feeds. "Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do," he said. "You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.'"

"We refuse to be drawn into addressing the various rumors and speculation swirling in the media. The vast majority of what is out there is untrue. Particular hurtful and insidious is the most recent rumor -- which is entirely false -- concerning the maternity of the children. Ms. Rowe is the biological mother of the two oldest children," Debbie Rowe's attorney tells Us.

Phil Spector has been assigned to a "sensitive needs facility" at a California prison where he'll get his own cell and special privileges like possible jam sessions with fellow inmates while he serves 19 years for murdering an actress at his mansion.