There is one thing about Twitter that makes us twitch -- celebrities who announce they have BIG news and then never follow up. Well, Lindsay Lohan left us hanging for a while after she wrote, "I just got the best birthday gift/news I've ever received in my life!" Although we finally know the news (see after the jump), the PopEater Editors really wish she would have announced the following... Our Predictions >>

Putting all her money into exploding bustiers and pant-less leotards, Lady Gaga told UK's The Sun that she's "gone bankrupt about four times now." The 'Poker Face' singer says she's leaving little money to get ahead and "with another tour coming up soon I'll probably be homeless again."

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi shut the door Thursday to a resolution honoring Michael Jackson because debate on the symbolic measure could raise "contrary views" about the pop star's life. The resolution was drafted by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, who vows to bring the debate to the House floor.

While some celebs might head to their nearest plastic surgeon for a botox touch-up, Oscar-winning actress Rachel Weisz says the face-freezing injection should be "banned" for actors. "Acting is all about expression; why would you want to iron out a frown?" she said to the UK Harper's Bazaar.

Scenario: A man divorces his wife after discovering she was having an affair ... with his son. It's a story so scandalous, it could've been ripped right out of a script from a soap like 'The Bold and the Beautiful.' Fitting then, that one of the former star's of that show has reportedly lived that icky scene.

It's been a long two weeks for fans of Michael Jackson. For people who could care less about the singer, though, this experience must have felt like years. It all came to a head on Tuesday with the star-studded, tears-ridden and decidedly spiritual memorial service at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The event was aired, in its entirety, on all the CNNs and MSNBCs of the world, which started their coverage by tailing the Jackson family as they attended a private ceremony at a local cemetery. Helicopters were involved.

And she thought she was just doing some sightseeing. Britney Spears was spotted in Paris on Tuesday with three accessories: her two sons Sean and Jayden along with a shiny Star of David necklace. The pop singer has certainly dabbled with various faiths over the years:

1. She was raised Baptist in Louisiana
2. Dabbled in Kabbalah, with an assist from Madonna, in 2003
3. Decided her "baby is my religion" after Sean Preston's birth
4. Tried out Hinduism in 2006, even visiting a temple
5. Was spotted wearing Christian jewelry again earlier this year
6. Now, presumably back to Judaism in some form or another

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee may have trouble keeping the promise she made at Michael Jackson's public memorial for a House resolution that "forever" honors the late pop star. The Texas Democrat took the stage Tuesday at the Staples Center and hoisted a framed copy of the resolution, embossed with a gold seal. The measure will be debated on the House floor, she said.

Photographer: Are you ready to fight for your children, Debbie?
Debbie Rowe: Are you ready to get your butt kicked?